Ratchets as Supporting Mums

ayy-junipei:

G1

> Has no idea what’s going on half the time.
> Will help you make Dinobots in the kitchen.
> Thinks most boy problems can be solved by dicc kicking them.
> Has the exact Peppa Pig plaster for any injury.

Final score: 7/10

Bayverse

> Will fucking embarrass you at every turn.
> Horrible fashion sense.
> Still proud of you though.

Final score: 4/10

TFA

> 70% chance that he backhands any compliment he dishes out.
> Is allergic to fun and memes.
> Believes any problem you have, injury or not, can be solved with Vicks and paracetamol.
> The lab results have come in and… yes, he is actually proud of you.

Final score: 6/10

TFP/RiD

> If he tells you to stay in bed you better fucking stay in bed.
> Will need constant help from you for anything tech related.
>
Helps you with your homework.
> If anyone so much as touched you he would kill everyone and then himself.

Final Score: 10/10, but two points docked for not taking care of himself, 8/10

spophiearts:

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He loves his sons, your honor.

janepixx sent:

Okay, TFP univererse but Unicron adores humans? Like, the moment he sees these feral little organics scattered around his frame he's like "What is this... adorable little creature? I guess I'm a father now." Extra points if he still poses as an eldritch abomination to Cybertronians . I'm a sucker for a character who is this ruthless and vile creature to everyone but secretly acts like a total softie towards his children😭 If you can, I would like to see reaction from both humans and Cybertronians at this development.

lets-try-some-writing:

I love a good old bad guy (sort of) redemption arc. A dad gotta love his kiddos even if he is the destroyer of everything.

Abrupt Parenthood

When Unicron awoke and felt the presence of Cybertronians he was about ready to flip out in rage. He was so blinded by their presence initially that when Primus’s disgusting Vessel appeared before him and told him of the entities living upon his surface, he did not believe it at first. However Primes were very rarely known to lie, and the one before him felt sickeningly familiar to the one he fought so long ago, and so he briefly paused to consider the given information.

As he felt around his frame he was flabbergasted to discover that the Prime was right, he was totally covered in all sorts of fleshy organic creatures. He paused for nearly ten minutes as he just took it all in, the flora, the fauna, the whole ecosystem that had flourished upon him. And most importantly, he took the time to look at the sentient little life forms that had spawned from him, the tiny and oh so fragile humans. He should have felt disgusted, but as he observed the millions of humans on his frame he found himself feeling oddly protective. And so when the Prime pleaded with him to remain in at least partial slumber, Unicron complied stating that he would need time to consider the situation.

His avatars went back into dormancy and he stopped his awakening, instead opting to watch the small entities living on his surface in awe. They were so short lived, even over the course of the few weeks he spent just watching he saw hundreds of thousands of them be born and die all within mere days of each other. Not only that but they were weak beyond words, at least physically, especially since their only armor was hardly anything of note when compared to Primus’s creations. The little humans died daily due to any and all possible causes, some to accidents, some to their own stupidity, some to violence, and even more to pure bad luck. But they also showed immeasurable drive and ingenuity, every single one of them living their lives to the fullest and striving for greatness even when so small in the grand scheme of things.

They were weak, they were short lived, and they were oh so foolish in the sight of elder races. But they were the most wonderful little lifeforms Unicron had ever seen. Before he even realized it, he had grown attached to the beings that were born of him and rapidly accepted the mantle of fatherhood. He did not stop his children from doing as they wished, he did not stop their deaths or interfere in their actions. He may have been the great destroyer, but when it came to his offspring, he was much like Primus. He understood that his children needed to be left to their own devices for the most part if they were to learn. And while he did occasionally use a small avatar or highjack an animal to stop things like suicides and the like, he otherwise left the humans alone.

However his general passiveness in response to his new offspring did not stop him from harassing Primus’s creations. While unable to transform or access much of his power due to the humans possibly being harmed, he could still make life difficult for the Cybertronians on his surface.

He cared little for the factions of his brother’s creations, but he did tend to be more lenient with the Autobots for a host of reasons. First and foremost because they went to great lengths to protect his offspring and keep them from harms way. Secondly because the Prime, despite being Primus’s horrid vessel, loved the humans he had taken on almost as much as Unicron himself. Unicron hated the Prime, but he was loath to loose such a powerful protector for his little ones. So long as Optimus lived, there was a good chance that he would continue to guard Unicron’s offspring with his very spark, something the destroyer would not object to considering his situation. And of course his third reason for being kinder to them was simply because they weren’t outright attempting to abuse his powers and semi-dormancy at every opportunity. There was a sense of caution that was kept, the Autobots never daring to touch his blood or interact with him at all save for the Prime’s occasional attempts to speak with him and ensure he had no plans to awaken fully any time soon.

Usually Unicron’s harassment ended up being small things like inconveniencing the Autobots by making it rain more often in certain areas or causing them to be unable to find energon for a while. Although he took care to ensure they didn’t starve, he needed them alive for the time being after all. He purposefully liked to bother Optimus by sending ominous signs, leaving the Prime on edge for weeks and usually never doing anything with it. He also made sure that the tree humans under their care were always kept safe, even going out of his way to awaken an avatar when required to keep them from harm. While not usually his way of going about things, he only wanted his children to die naturally, not because of his brother’s children’s petty war. He was half tempted to try and give the human children gifts or something of the like to protect them, but upon noticing their fear and the general toxicity of his blood, he put that plan aside and served as a protector only when required.

The Decepticons however received no such leniency. While normally Unicron would be pleased with Cybertronians handing themselves over to him in exchange for power, this instance was different. Megatron wanted to rule Cybertron, and Unicron could care less. But the warlord had expressed a desire to cyberform earth as well, destroying all life upon its surface, and that could not stand. Earth and its inhabitants belonged to him, no one was allowed to touch his children, especially not a wayward brat of Primus. So he made life as miserable for the Decepticons as possible without outright murdering them. He would prefer if the Cybertronians wiped each other out, so why get rid of either faction? So long as they obliterated themselves he wouldn’t have to worry about retribution from his brother or possible threats from them in the future.

Usually he tended to just screw over the Nemesis’s flight patterns with terrible storm and other elemental hazards. He also found it incredibly entertaining to make life harder for the Vehicons in the mines. He sometimes made a few terrorcons with old corpses just to watch the Decepticon troops scream. Screwing with Megatron through strange visions and odd dreams was also funny, especially when the warlord couldn’t figure out why he was dreaming of frolicking with the Autobots and doing the tango with Ratchet. It was just so much fun for Unicron to mess with Shockwave too, often subtly altering experiments of his to watch the scientist silently fume. He usually didn’t do anything actually harmful unless the Decepticons harmed his humans, in which case he would gladly throw terrorcons at them or shoot their ship with lightening and the like as a warning.

The humans are his children. No one screws with them unless they want a very pissed of god of destruction doing everything in his power to ruin their life.

screwyourspacemagic:

So optronixes has been busily decoding the Cybertronian glyphs of Transformers Prime. 

And in doing so – discovered something amazing. 

Bumblebee’s Cybertronian name isn’t Bumblebee.

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It’s just Bumble.

We know this isn’t a character limit thing, because Bulkhead’s name is written out in full. 

Which means the ‘Bee suffix was added after coming to Earth.

And now I’m imagining shortly after the original four’s arrival, Bumble doing recon on humans, as would be his scoutly duty to do so, and seeing them flee and flinch warily from tiny, yellow and black creatures, even when it’s just one. He brought it up to Ratchet, who then took it upon himself to research it (cursing and grumbling at human tech the entire way), and informing him about all of the small insects that come under the common reference of bees. One of these that he mentions, is of course bumblebees. Upon hearing that, Bumble – already attracted to these little yellow and black creatures that strike terror into the hearts of things much, much bigger than them for fear of their sting – excitedly asks everyone to start calling him Bumblebee. 

Ratchet doesn’t have the heart to tell him that bumblebees are considered the mildest and least dangerous of bees. 

nannelflannel:
“;//w//; ALL THE FLUFF, HELP
IF YOU WEREN’T ON THE VERGE OF HAPPY TEARS WHEN BEE HUGGED RATCHET, YOU’RE LYING.
*rolls in ball and sobs*
”

seaslugdreams:

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My baby boi, my child, my son. 🐝

incorrect-transformersprime:

optimus: it’s cold in this house

fowler: then turn up the heat

optimus, glancing at ratchet: you think i have that kind of authority?

incorrect-transformersprime:

smokescreen: hey, do you want to see a butterfly?

bumblebee: sure!

ratchet: NO-

smokescreens: *chucks a stick of butter across the kitchen*

wheeljack: MAJESTIC

is that not what he meant

thank you for the submission!!

gritsandbrits:

Daily Reminder

All versions of Ratchet are waifu material.

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